Friday, May 9, 2059

SHOP/LOOK/LISTEN

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Wednesday, March 3, 2021

PROOF OF LIFE

Holy hell I just realized I haven't thrown up a post in forever and somehow we're now in the third month of 2021??

As stated on this blog in previous entries, projects went on pause last year until the world and I could figure out what the fuck was going on and how to move forward. I also hit a point of serious social media and computer exhaustion after so much time sheltering in place and just could not muster the energy to update this thing properly. It's all good though, blogging and tooling around with social media have never really been part of the Five Nine dream so I'm not begrudging myself. there. Old projects have been picked up as well as some new ones that will be announced soon too.

Hope you are living. It's raining in L.A. today and I'm feeling it. Stay tuned mentally but not logged on all the time. That's gotta be bad for the brain!




Thursday, May 21, 2020

(0002: CGA-5/9) Bobbi Horse "Collected? Works"

Bobbi Horse "Collected? Works" is a blind reformatting and republication of an earlier zine simply titles Bobbi Horse, which was created for NYC's 8-Ball Community by Rachel Duffy. The zine features a chaotic amalgamation of negligible drawings, collages, fliers, photographs, and cell phone art created by Clark Allen over the course of roughly 10 years, jam packed into 64 black and white printed pages.


  








































This is for the fans of dumpster fires.

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

YOU BE THE MUGU I BE THE MASTER



This is a playbook for an online 419 scam originating from Nigeria.This text specifically focuses on the romance scam. We've formatted a zine unedited to preserve the integrity of the original text, with just a few minor exceptions for typesetting purposes.

  


*note*
We do not necessarily condone the actions laid out within this zine. If you are considering perpetrating a 419 scam we highly encourage you seek wealth criminals as clients only. This publication is explicitly for entertainment and/or class war purposes.

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

YOU CAN'T CHANGE WHAT YOU DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE

YOU
CAN'T
CHANGE
WHAT
YOU
DON'T
ACKNOWLEDGE


This is number two of the five new zines we'll be dropping this week. Y.C.C.W.Y.D.A. is composed of internet jetsam collected in screenshots shared between Emily Jaworski and Clark Allen.





  

"How fragile our world is, how lonely the people are after midnight, how absurd it is to be attached to anything!" - Fadi Al Salti
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